Posted by: keepfishing | September 18, 2008

Unskilled labour

Whilst I wait to find illustrious employment in the world of marine environmental consulting or similar, the harsh realities of a world requiring me to either hunt and gather or pay someone else to do so have left me needing to earn some pennies. Therefore I’m happy to announce my new employment!

As of this past Tuesday, I’m now a senior consultant in immediate consumption food delivery. I specialise in the thermo-regulation and transfer of dough-based products, with an extensive knowledge of variable meat and vegetable combinations, as well as flavoured accessories.

That’s right, I’m delivering pizzas.

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Responses

  1. hope you get good tips!
    wait, do brits tip pizza delivery guys?

  2. I don’t generally tip mine…sorry keepfishing. Do you get to ride one of those mopeds?

  3. That’s hilarious – great description!

  4. Personally, I don’t really feel it’s a job worth tipping, I mean, short of speeding and running red lights, there’s not a lot I can do to do better than the expected standard. However, a few people seem to disagree. Yay for Americans and rich people!!

  5. My friend IC Wiener needs a pizza, pepperoni, at the cryogenic freezing place in KB.

  6. ooh a moped would be so cool!
    but if you have to drive your own car, do they at least reimburse you for gas? er… petrol?

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